Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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