Im at strip club and am horny
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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