I just gift wrapped bread.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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