Plan B is the new Plan A
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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