So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
not ubering you a puppy
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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