The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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