When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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