Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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