So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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