All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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