I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I still have a little drunk in my system
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Randomize
