I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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