is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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