just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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