how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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