The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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