Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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