They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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