Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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