I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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