Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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