windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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