That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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