Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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