Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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