obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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