just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Randomize
