somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
organizing the empties. That sober.
How's work?
Spinning.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Randomize
