Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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