No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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