i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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