shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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