Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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