Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
It's official drugs can't kill me
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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