He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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