Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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