ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
