I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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