Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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