So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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