her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just cropdusted the office
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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