Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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