the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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