And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
