just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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