Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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