So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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