this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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