Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
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