he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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